100 Jokes

100 Jokes

Comedy is an important facet of everyday life. It relieves stress and tension, elevates mood, and basically keeps every human being on the planet from becoming an explosive ball of hate and stress. As the world gets darker, comedy becomes more important. A generation of people growing up on comedy have become so comedy savvy that they delight as much in the joke as knowing the process the comic took to get there.

 

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  • Follow the yellow brick road. Follow the yellow brick road. Wait, this is just a regular brick road. Why is it yell… https://t.co/B1C1Jg0gzA
  • I went to school with a bunch of fish. I got a B- in puns.
  • Old timey exercise looks like weird bartender training.
  • I've started calling people "player." It's short for "chess player," but they don't know that. So, they think it's a cool thing.
  • Is it racist if I think this part of town smells like BBQ sauce?
  • John 56:82 "Judas then whipped out his guitar and performed a passable 'Smoke on the Water,' even though literally… https://t.co/S5jSAM0bfN
  • Psalms 163:03 "Thanks, Lord. Thank you SO MUCH! Did that sound sarcastic? Because I meant it to."
  • Matthew 41:02 "And the Lord did say, 'I have taken this fish and made it into a bunch of fish, but I threw the brea… https://t.co/JJ84XxbRKw
  • Mark 42:67 "Jesus, pass the salt. With the lid ALL THE WAY ON this time, please."
  • Jons 3:16 " Jebediah walked amongst his people and said, "The grocery store building was purchased, and filled with… https://t.co/53Qg9UnV7Y
  • Ruth 39:3 "Jesus, Tony, just ask for directions!"

100 comedians each telling a joke.