100 Jokes

100 Jokes

Comedy is an important facet of everyday life. It relieves stress and tension, elevates mood, and basically keeps every human being on the planet from becoming an explosive ball of hate and stress. As the world gets darker, comedy becomes more important. A generation of people growing up on comedy have become so comedy savvy that they delight as much in the joke as knowing the process the comic took to get there.

 

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  • Someone threw a pair of shoes over a powerline in my neighborhood. Time to move!
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  • @thomgraycomedy Ew. All of that sentence is pretty gross.
  • The ladyloudly on her phone at the laundromat is having a hard time with her adult kids. And I'm having a hard time… https://t.co/gmfqQLgyxy
  • That's what I like about my dick. My balls keep getting bigger, but my dick stays the same size.
  • How early is too early to sit my nephews down and make them watch the music video for Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus?
  • Me: Did I run out of oatmeal? Me, 3 minutes later: Who runs out of oatmeal?! Me, 3 more minutes later: Where the fuck is my oatmeal!?

100 comedians each telling a joke.